Thursday, February 25, 2010

Breaking News: Bella is Diagnosed as a Hoarder

Doc says I have a problem with hoarding.
I don't know what he's talking about.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Today's Top Story: Bella Is Cleared In Washcloth Caper


After being booked, pawprinted and interrogated, I am now free and clear! Thanks to all you compassionate people out there - public outcry and crime tips lead to my freedom. While the washcloth caper has not been solved, investigators said the other possible suspects named creates reasonable doubt... prosecutor dropped the case!

Thanks everyone!

Power to the paw,

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Breaking News: Bella Says She Was Framed!

Help, I’ve been framed!

A theft was committed at my mom’s house and police say I'm the prime suspect. Their case is based solely on circumstantial evidence. And, while photos do place me at the scene of the crime, they do not show me committing a criminal act.

I am posting the photos in hopes of clearing my good name. I just cant go to prison, I'll never make it on the inside. Please help me solve this heinous crime. Any leads, tips and character references can be left under the comments section. No names required. Spread the word and help save me from the Big House. Thank you.